My Life on Tinder

I write a blog called My Life on Match (www.mylifeonmatchandmore.com). I'm now online dating on Tinder and cannot believe people think these profile pics will make us swoon. Online Dating. Fun times.
I won’t bro you, Jason. All good.

I won’t bro you, Jason. All good.

THIS. Tim’s only photo. SWOON.

THIS. Tim’s only photo. SWOON.

This is Ross’s face on a model’s body with the name Joey right? All sorts of Friends confused.

This is Ross’s face on a model’s body with the name Joey right? All sorts of Friends confused.

Everything about this scares me.

Everything about this scares me.

2girlsandagay:

terribletindertales:

at first I was a little impressed then I read the rest of his profile; sorry I need all of the quilt

Points for originality.
XOElla

Wow. Just Wow.

This is what Tinder had to offer me last night. I really don’t need another dick in my life right now. Penises, penises everywhere. And is that top pic a penis? I really don’t know!

Alejandro would like you to spend next Christmas with him, his wife and their 2 children. A Tinder dream, no?

Alejandro would like you to spend next Christmas with him, his wife and their 2 children. A Tinder dream, no?

Nick started Tindering at the “butt” crack of dawn this morning? WHY? Why would anyone post this?

Nick started Tindering at the “butt” crack of dawn this morning? WHY? Why would anyone post this?

This guy, NO, took the Tinder “tiger pic” to a whole new level.

This guy, NO, took the Tinder “tiger pic” to a whole new level.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?

WHAT THE FUCK?!?