My Life on Tinder

I write a blog called My Life on Match (www.mylifeonmatchandmore.com). I'm now online dating on Tinder and cannot believe people think these profile pics will make us swoon. Online Dating. Fun times.
Yes, this is a tinder fail, but I give Joel credit for being funny.

Yes, this is a tinder fail, but I give Joel credit for being funny.

The guy from The Ring wants to take you out on a date. WTF?

The guy from The Ring wants to take you out on a date. WTF?

My guess is Theadorable takes longer to get ready than you do.

My guess is Theadorable takes longer to get ready than you do.

Don’t call Joshua a Ginger. Actually, don’t call Joshua at all.

Don’t call Joshua a Ginger. Actually, don’t call Joshua at all.

I won’t bro you, Jason. All good.

I won’t bro you, Jason. All good.

THIS. Tim’s only photo. SWOON.

THIS. Tim’s only photo. SWOON.

This is Ross’s face on a model’s body with the name Joey right? All sorts of Friends confused.

This is Ross’s face on a model’s body with the name Joey right? All sorts of Friends confused.

Everything about this scares me.

Everything about this scares me.

2girlsandagay:

terribletindertales:

at first I was a little impressed then I read the rest of his profile; sorry I need all of the quilt

Points for originality.
XOElla

Wow. Just Wow.

This is what Tinder had to offer me last night. I really don’t need another dick in my life right now. Penises, penises everywhere. And is that top pic a penis? I really don’t know!